Updated on January 22, 2023
Lol, people joke too much. How does a list of people that wont make heaven in Nigeria?
Well someone went ahead to make this list and there are a lot of people searching for this list online, so we decided to get in on the joke and make a short article for this list of people that wont make heaven in Nigeria.
Apparently, it’s mostly celebs’ names that made it to the list, the other names are just utterly hilarious.
That’s what you get for being an overly religious country. Funny that we’re writing this on a Sunday morning.
What’s even crazier is that there are no criteria for this list, someone just woke up and decided to make a hellish joke.
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List Of People That Wont Make Heaven in Nigeria 2023
Here’s some background on @Sherrif_africa tweet about people that wont make heaven in Nigeria:
1. Naira Marley
Popular Nigerian controversial rapper Naira Marley (Azeez Adeshina Fashola), the head of the Marlian movement was the first name on the list of people that won’t make heaven in Nigeria.
Naira reacted to the list by saying, “but why me? but no reason was given for his being on the list.
2. Tacha
After becoming arguably the most popular housemate in the big brother 2019 tv show, Tacha went on to launch her own Own Reality Show | #KeepingUpWithTacha | BellaNaija.
Tacha aka Anita Nathacha is currently a social media influencer and model.
She made a tattoo of Davido on her chest and it went viral. Tacha was on the list of people that wont make heaven for reasons unknown.
3. Muhammadu Buhari
Every Nigerian knows why this person is on the list.
For the uninitiated, Burari became the president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria in 2015. And the country has gone downhill ever since. He has been mentioned by a lot of people as the worst president the country has ever had.
This is probably why he has been included in this list.
4. All APC Members
APC is Buhari’s political party and members of the party continue to support a man that has brought more sorrow and sadness to a country he met that was having some growth.
Definitely understand why APC members are on this list. For real.
5. Obasanjo
Arguably, the best President Nigeria has ever had. So it is
Surprising that the former President of Nigeria, Olusegun Obasanjo made the list of people that wont make heaven.
No reason was given for why he’s on the list.
6. BAT
Probably the number 1 APC member in Nigeria. Tinubu was a staunch supporter of Mohammadu Buhari, so that might be why he’s on this list.
Bola Ahmed Tinubu is a former governor of Lagos state and is currently the APC presidential aspirant.
When you consider his controversial life. With his alleged links as a drug baron and his Gofatherism over Lagos state, you can draw a straight line as to why he’s on this list.
7. All Arsenal FC
Arsenal FC is a popular football club in England. and a lot of other Fans don’t really like them. Well football fans don’t generally like opposing fans, but why Arsenal FC are on this list can be seen below as stated by Sheriff_africa;
8. Daddy Showkey
Daddy Showkey was really popular in the ’90s and early 2000s in Nigeria as a dancehall and reggae artist.
Daddy Showkey whose real name is John Asiemo, was included in the list of people that won’t make heaven in Nigeria with no concrete reasons given
I guess we just have to take it like that
9. Speed Darlington
Definitely one of the funniest musicians in Nigeria.
Darlington Okoye aka speed Darlington is a dancer, songwriter, and artist based in the US whose probably more known for his comic skits than his music also made this list.
He also made the list of people that wont make heaven. The reason given for this was:
10. MI
MI aka Jude Abaga is a hip-hop artist, label executive and music producer from Nigeria.
MI is a well-renowned artist who won Best Hip Hop and Best New Act at the 2009 MTV Africa Music Awards and was nominated for Best International Act at the BET Awards 2010.
Why MI made the list, no one knows other than @sherrif_africa.
Like we said earlier, this list was made as a joke and nothing more. there was no criteria given for choosing the people on this list.
Do you think that the people on this list deserve to be on it? who else should be on this list?
Tell us in the comments.
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